Thursday, September 29, 2011
What is the meaning of this photo? Posing with pasties will not distract from the issue Nice try, but you're not fooling me. I know a nip slip when I see it. Let the records show that you presented the photo to the left and said the following in response to allegations of your free range nipple:
"Evidence re my alleged 'wardrobe malfunction which I vehemently deny: Breast Petals & industrial strength bra."
The only evidence I see in this photo is a clippie and feathered bangs. You are guilty on two counts of attempted resurrection of the nineties.
Regarding the charges related to your indecent exposure, your defense is weak. I'm no lawyer, but I know bras. No self respecting "industrial strength bra" would allow things to get this out of hand. I'm sorry your attention-seeking-nipple doesn't know it's place, but it's time to confess.
So What? You're Famous.