Friday, October 7, 2011

You Can't Fire Bocephus, He Quits!

Dear Hank Williams Jr.,

Well this is just great.  How am I supposed to know if I'm ready for some football if you're not there to ask me?  But that's just me being selfish.  Sometimes, comparing the President to Hitler has consequences, and I should be grateful that patriots like you are willing to shoulder those consequences.  Look at you, sticking it to the man:

Nice try, freedom oppressors at ESPN.  You thought you fired HWJ, but that's just too bad because he quits!  I guess you'll think again next time you try to take a poop on civil liberties.

You know, HWJ, it would have been nice if you had mentioned other freedom fighters in your family while you had the spotlight.  It's not all about you.  Hank III is out among the people in West Virginia defending the arts.  His cameo in "The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia" has shed light on the the failure of the film to capture the bright side of being a meth addled hillbilly:

Did you hear that, HWJ?  Hank III  has been rubbed raw!  I think we can both agree that nobody wants that.  If you're looking for a cause, now that asking us if we're ready for some football is off the table, I urge  you to stand up for the dying art of drunken mountain clogging.  Solidarity among Hanks is very important. 


So What?  You're famous.


  1. Bocephus...I read his dad nicknamed him that after a ventriloquist dummy- fitting, I say.

  2. And his Dad gave him the nickname. Thanks a lot, Dad!