Sunday, March 7, 2010
I like your hat. I never considered the offspring possibilities of a drunken hook-up between the Cat in the Hat and Alex from A Clockwork Orange, but here you are! I am not impressed with your gesture, preferring as I do the full finger extending from a closed fist, but otherwise, lovely.
Anyway, just a quick note to let you know your website appears to have been hijacked. I don't know why taxidermists would be out to get you, but I'm guessing it's pure jealousy. Let's hope this gets resolved soon because you are one Bald Eagle away from becoming a Bass Pro online store. And the indignity! I hate to bring this up, but they appear to have placed a fish between your legs. Also, there are dream catchers involved. Frankly, I hope they say hello to the inside of a jail cell for what they've done to you.
So What? You're Famous.