Thursday, March 11, 2010

Every Party Has a Pooper

Dear Lindsay,

E-Trade better check it before they wreck it!  Am I right Lindsay?  I have to admit, those babies video chatting are pretty cute, and it was kind of funny when they called the party-girl baby a milkaholic.  But to name her Lindsay?  How dare they mock you?  They know good and well that
Lindsay+aholic =Lohan.
It's simple math.  Like there are other people in America named Lindsay?  Yeah right!  And even if you aren't the only Lindsay, what are the odds the others are female, drunken AND skanky?  Slim to none at best.  I say go ahead and start celebrating your win.

And remember to hold that classy head of yours up high, Lindsay.  Frivolous lawsuits are the only way celebrities can recoup all that the universe has taken from them.  You're lawyer is absolutely correct, E-Trade has no right to make a parody of your life.  That's your job.


So What?  You're Famous.

And muchas gracias to Mursenary for the tip!

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  1. We were just talking about this today! Hb says there's no way E trade meant to mock her, but I'm kinda like, Yeah... E trade totally meant to mock her. I mean, I spend all day mocking her, why wouldn't E trade? Sue baby sue.

  2. Erika, I love your anti-talking baby/pro-lawsuit stance, especially on the FB page. Funny!

  3. That is actually a good picture of her.

  4. Oh My God That Was Hilarious! At first I was like really? She's defending her!