Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Wii Called Mii Fat!

You know what Wii Fit?  I don’t need this shit today.  I have a hangover and my three-year-old won’t stop saying “dammit!”  But do you take any of this into account as you make that weird, robotic sigh when I step on you?  NO!  Your subtlety is not lost on me, fucker.  I don’t like the looks of the “Amber” Mii either.

The trainer looks like this….


                                                                                            and then there’s Mii.

Suck it, Wii Fit.  I am not in the business of tolerating abuse.  If I wanted domestic violence, I’d call this bad boy.

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