You know what Wii Fit? I don’t need this shit today. I have a hangover and my three-year-old won’t stop saying “dammit!” But do you take any of this into account as you make that weird, robotic sigh when I step on you? NO! Your subtlety is not lost on me, fucker. I don’t like the looks of the “Amber” Mii either.
The trainer looks like this….
and then there’s Mii.
Suck it, Wii Fit. I am not in the business of tolerating abuse. If I wanted domestic violence, I’d call this bad boy.